CHASED BY DOGS, A BLACK BEAR TOOK REFUGE ATOP AN ELECTRICITY POLE
Shellbrook, Saskatchewan, CANADA
Last Friday, A Huge Black Bear, after being pursued by Dogs, as a sole route of escape, climbed on top of an electricity pole and, given the circumstances, decided to make good use of a bad situation and went fast asleep only to be awaken by the Rescue Crew.
“By the time our crew got on site, the bear was already on top of the pole and he was awake initially, and got fairly comfortable it seems and decided to have a bit of a nap.” Tyler Thompson, Spokesman for SaskPower #NoShit ?
Senor Bear, rudely awakened, took his time, but then finally decided to get himself on the ground and returned safely home, it's unknown at the time of writing how he explained the absence to Senora Bear, we guess it went something like this:
" I TOLD YOU, Why don't you believe me? It's true, Rabid Bithces Chased me and I spent the night on a Pole..., no no, not THAT kind of Pole.."..
Anyway, there you have it #TotallyUselessKnowledge,don't we always love us some!?